Why I went to the Bulls game tonight, I do declare

I was invited to the Chicago Bulls-Sacramento Kings game tonight, and man, did they really dump their pants harder than any team I’ve ever seen.  I witnessed the worst collapse of any sports team I’ve ever seen.  I’ll admit that it was really entertaining at the very least.  I had a great time — my Bullies rocked it for the first 28 minutes with a D-Rose slammajam while Joking Noah’s showed me that NBA players can still go all out with his northie-esque hard-nose play.  For God’s sake, CHAPU RETURNED TO THE UC!  Seeing my main man come back was enough to ensure a good time, but the basketball I saw tonight redefines the term “flaccid”.  Two bad teams were playing for their coaches’ jobs and neither coach showed that they could lead an organization to a anything worth writing home about.

Soon to be former Bulls coach Vinny Del Negro said after the game, “It’s frustrating.  It’s difficult.  But what are you going to do?”  This guy can not be serious.  His team looked seriously lost and all he could do was stroke his sweet crop of hair.

Stick to 6th man, Vinny

I know if I was the coach, I could not have talked to the media without popping a blood vessel, let alone say that there’s nothing he can do but keep working hard.  There obviously needs to be a change somewhere and, Vin, I’m lookin’ at you.

All I wanted was some good basketball and a Big Mac for Scootie’s birthday tonight.  Instead, I got a ‘big nuts’ dance (start watching at 1:14) from Kings rookie Tyreke Evans.  How we blow a 68 point first half  and 35 points second half lead, I may never know.  I do know that it’s a good thing Michael’s found a murder in Savannah because I’d be a little blue otherwise.